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We sure got beat on this one about "Tennessee Helpless Against New Basement Tornadoes:"

"Some people lost their entire basements," said Knoxville-area relief worker Dan Weiss, who personally observed a dozen rec rooms that were completely destroyed, and a half-dozen more that might have been destroyed, though it was difficult to say for sure. "Everything they had ever stored was suddenly lost. So much extra stuff gone to waste."
From The Onion.

(Via Rex Hammock)