Jeff Jarvis buzzsaws through the recent spate of models of journalism that just won’t work.

Well, really business models for newspapers that he sees just won’t work. They are in order:

• Paid content
• Antitrust exemptions
• Micropayments
• Make Google pay
• Charity
• Government bailout
• Positive PR spin

Meanwhile TV stations are being advised to prepare for the day newspapers are outta here. But Jarvis does says, there may be solutions.